 | Airing our grievances at TheAiredaleDC festivus x |
 | So many good Festivus jokes and gifs are going unused tonight.... |
 | Welp, Festivus is going good so far. Festivus |
 | At urgent care on Christmas Eve eve. The eldest has a goopy eye. Merry Festivus! |
 | Time for the Feats of Strength. I heard there's a Luchador match down the street. And a cock fight. Festivus FeatsOfStrength |
 | NatureValley still hasn't fixed their granola bars exploding while you eat them AiringofGrievances Festivus |
 | It's Festivus and no one is drinking. You guys are just virgins who can't drive |
 | For Christmas I want all of RandPaul's Festivus tweets printed out and framed so I can start a collection. StandWithRand |
 | In a cab and its Polka music... Christmas Polka music ?. Festivus ChristmasEveEve pdx |
 | Tonight it's the FESTIVUS holiday special on SONiC 102.9! ALL FESTIVUS, ALL THE TIME! Air your greviances, text 10029! |
 | .stylistkavin Thanks Kavin! Enjoy Festivus! Merry Christmas & a very Happy New Year! ImWithHer HillaryClinton 4 Hillary2016 |
 | And next, feats of strength! Happy Festivus everyone! 1 |
 | My festivus grievance is wrapping Christmas presents. and also, the 12 pains of Christmas still CRACK me up - like a lot! Festivus |
 | Happy Festivus my friends! |
 | For Festivus my grievance is that the Packers season is only going to be 19 games this year. GoPackGo I believe! |
 | kdzwierzynski You can't be unfestive on Festivus !! |
 | kenjeong merry Christmas and Happy Festivus! Thanks for all the laughs this year! |
 | charliesells When you eat string cheese, do you peel it or just chomp it like a monster? Festivus |
 | ITSJAKELEYLAND: Festivus > Christmas Eve Eve TeamSeinfeld |
 | judtravis should have celebrated Festivus with us Jud. |
 | For Festivus I was going to complain about the heavy rain but at least all that precipitation is not snow. ?? NYC |
 | Did everyone air their grievances today for Festivus?? |
 | My 2015 Festivus grievance is that there was never a Seinfeld/Friends episode Festivusfortherestofus |
 | stevieray1986 this is the best Festivus ever!! |
 | Happy Festivus |
 | Happy Festivus everyone |
 | Festivus > Christmas Eve Eve TeamSeinfeld |
 | Happy Festivus! JerrySeinfeld |
 | How appropriate that my Grinch night coincides with Festivus. L |
 | Aluminum pole...good strength to weight ratio. Also, tinsel is distracting. Festivus AiringofGrievances Q |
 | "That's it, Festivus is back! I will get the pole out of the attic." |
 | Happy Festivus to those who celebrate! AiringofGrievances |
 | Hey Bakersfield, today is Festivus! Tune into 23ABCNews in 15 mins to see how to celebrate the wacky holiday. 1 |
 | Watching his movie or the 31st time. ItsAWonderfulLife Festivus ChristmasEveEve d |
 | Happy festivus for the rest of us. |
 | Happy Festivus guys!? |
 | DeanNoLongerInO Don't be jealous, Dean. Now, if you'll excuse me, the Ish family is about to do AiringofGrievances for Festivus. |
| | For all of my other grievances, you have been contacted directly Festivus Grievances |
 | We wish you a merry Festivus |
 | gnuman1979 Once on Festivus, I poured milk on the cereal then forgot about it. Later I checked it and like magic, the cereal was soggy! |
 | When you have a broken foot and you go down the hall & forget what you went for & have to do it again. AiringofGrievances Festivus |
 | For my feat of strength, I'm going to put a hurting on general tso Festivus |
 | Nolabug22 NoFearChivette FittieIn30s Thanks! Happy Festivus ? |
 | "Stop crying and fight your father." festivus G |
 | I managed to get the old 486 PC working again. It's a Festivus miracle! |
| | "As I rained blows down upon him..." - Frank Constanza Festivus |
 | Thanks for keeping us safe NashSevereWx and for making me semi-twitter-famous for the night with my Festivus tweet! ? |
 | Happy Festivus from our family to yours u |
 | Just caught my dad singing "Do they know it's Festivus at all?" to himself |
 | Mark and I just beat Pandemic for a second time. ChristmasEveEve boardgames Festivus I |
 | Remember, Festivus is not over until someone engages the host in feats of strength. |
 | Festivus dinner is over . I am at taps . It's time for the airing of grievances . Feel free to stop by and tell me how you feel. |
 | Beauty of Obamacare is I'm paying for something I'm not using. Beauty of single-payer is that everyone gets to share the cost. Festivus |
 | Dear Son, happy Festivus |
 | Happy Festivus everybody! |
 | Happy festivus — celebrating feats of strength on Festivus |
 | Friendmas and Festivus all in one |
 | Marchiori11 do they make crayons big enough for your ogre hands? festivus |
 | Can you describe your 2015 in one word. Me: humbling. NewYear Festivus holidays |
 | Was kidding around with my wife about Festivus and came to the realization that it aired 18 years ago. Now I feel old. FestivusGrievances |
 | Happy Festivus Everyone! The "Airing of Grievances" is year-round here in Twitter Land... j |
 | SenFrankNiceley Do you have any AiringofGrievances for festivus like RandPaul ? |
 | They're finally gonna let us stream The Beatles! "gnuman1979: It's time to relate your Festivus miracles." |
 | It's Festivus. It's a celebration bitch. Show me ya titties |
 | Happy Festivus everyone! It's a festivus for the rest of us! |
 | FESTIVUS GRIEVANCE: Costco the week of Christmas. |
 | This is going to be the best Festivus ever. |
 | when you don't know what to cop your fam for festivus j |
 | I'm 2 likes away from 11 on Instagram for my Festivus picture... Help me out people. |
 | Grievance to babygiraffe29 for getting the "risk" part of his job but ignoring the "management" part Festivus grievances |
 | Happy Festivus Day! Did you commit feats of strength and participate in the airing of grievances today? Thanks, as always, Frank Costanza! |
 | It's festivus treat yourself, it only happens once a year |
 | This marks the end of my Festivus celebration. Everyone enjoy their winter break. |
 | in honor of festivus, my only grievance is that I have to keep hearing about festivus AiringofGrievances |
 | Happy Festivus to the rest of us |
 | Festivus because the rest is BS |
 | Happy Festivus !!! Feel free to air your grievances . Seinfeld |
 | reallydontkar thank u ?? I'm glad to spread the festivus spirit |
 | DapperKwitz gangs814 yes Festivus miracle |
 | Who had the best tweets this Festivus? RandPaul |
 | Gonna make those chicken kabobs on snapchat trendyliltopic but fiiirst I'm gonna have a glass of red wine & watch the Festivus Seinfeld ep |
 | A Festivus for the rest of us! |
 | "Would anyone like to air their grievances for Festivus?" "Why? We do that every day." |
 | Merry festivus to anyone who's maintaining their sanity today. Way too many people have lost their damn minds... |
 | Well, Christmas eve eve Festivus was one of the strangest nights of my life ? |
 | Festivus creator says he hates Rand Paul: Rand Paul celebrate Festivus on Wednesday by airing his grievances on Twitter |
 | Festivus creator says he hates Rand Paul: Rand Paul celebrate Festivus on Wednesday by airing his grievances on Twitter |
 | Festivus creator says he hates Rand Paul: Rand Paul celebrate Festivus on Wednesday by airing his grievances on Twitter |
 | Festivus creator says he hates Rand Paul: Rand Paul celebrate Festivus on Wednesday by airing his grievances on Twitter |
 | Festivus creator says he hates Rand Paul: Rand Paul celebrate Festivus on Wednesday by airing his grievances on Twitter |
 | Festivus creator says he hates Rand Paul: Rand Paul celebrate Festivus on Wednesday by airing his grievances on Twitter |
 | Festivus creator says he hates Rand Paul: Rand Paul celebrate Festivus on Wednesday by airing his grievances on Twitter |
 | Wishing all celebrants the greatest strength for the evening Festivus |
| | 13. In conclusion, 2015 was a year in which accord might have been reached and true justice attained. Humanity held itself back. Festivus |
 | What a way to spend Festivus with Neldini at Maggianos! nyeah |
 | My back and my knees are in pain.... And I'm very hungry.... Happy Festivus!!!!!!! ?????????? |
 | crunchcarroll patsayshi bboyko69 MaxJack83 Festivus isn't over until you pin me George! |
 | One year I will celebrate Festivus |
 | Merry Festivus, the airing of grievances is over... Now time for the feats of strength. |
 | Frank Costanza:Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had but so did another man. Festivus |
 | Festivus FeatsOfStrength: Travis Greene shoving Georgia Southern's own game down their throats |
 | Festivus for the rest of us! |
 | Festivus dinner for the rest of us! seinfeld djok_e JerrySeinfeld IJasonAlexander OfficialJLD 5 |
 | I almost forgot. Happy festivus |
| | 12. In 2015 we argued about coffee cups and their connection to religion. That's ridiculous. Festivus |
 | Celebrating Festivus? ChristmasEveEve? The end of 2015? It's all better with SameLanguageSubtitles for literacy! 4 |
 | Festivus one of my grievances is Christmas |
 | I mean “festivus.” A pole. It didn’t seem like a joke at least once my |
 | Ragardless of your political leanings, RandPaul won Twitter tonight. Festivus |
 | I HAVE BEEN TRAINING ALL YEAR FOR THE FEATS OF STRENGTH. NO ONE WILL PIN ME, YALL AINT READY Festivus |
| | curlyheadRED ChuckModi1 That is my AiringofGrievances during festivus. I hate it when people play oppression Olympics. |
 | It'll be 73 degrees tomorrow. There are mosquitoes in my apt. I'm forcing myself to leave the second half of my pizza for later. festivus |
 | The only good part of going to Peabody high is festivus |
| | Jerry: His father hated all the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas, so he made up his own holiday. Festivus |
 | Come through to powells for last minute Festivus pole shopping B |
 | Eddie Vedder's birthday is on Festivus. I refuse to believe that this is a coincidence. PearlJam patronsaint |
| | HAPPY FESTIVUS! In honor, perhaps you should make a charitable donation. - HunterAtHome S |
 | breerig I love u a lot I'm gonna make u a collage just wait. For now enjoy Festivus/ur bday to the fullest. Don't get a spicy puss. |
 | I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it!! Festivus |
 | scgolfer It's a Festivus for the Rest of us! |
 | It's t-shirt weather on Festivus I love it |
| | Elaine: Happy Festivus Georgy! |
| | Actually, BYU deserves to be on its own. Festivus Grievances |
 | My feat of strength is listening to my Spanish co-worker explain work situations to me. Festivus |
 | May the Festivus spirit descend upon thee. |
 | Happy Festivus everyone. |
 | molls I guess it was just me that had to hit the goog? You lost me at Cat, much less hungry. You won me back at chowder! Merry Festivus |
 | sacca Festivus... For the rest of us! |
 | SwedishCanary I like to think of it as "Every day is Festivus on Twitter and Facebook." |
 | Festivus with the rest of us! Our trolls are asking where the snow is?? R |
 | Festivus grievance 1 Gopher B Ball. Do they know they are down 10? raisethebarn getdogmoneyback |
 | maddow Loving little Henry for the holidays. Festivus Eve-eve counterpoint to cut through the stinky Trumpathon. Hoping for fresh new yr. |
 | Doing some pre-Festivus celebration at Hop & Brew on 12th. Such a cool little place. Delicious pizza ? |
 | Happy Festivus!!! Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, Aluminum Pole. FestivusMiracle |
 | Festivus AiringofGrievances I hate when same people ask me same questions for the same job...everyday....for 8 years makeadecision |
 | People who say ATM machine. Leave that last word OUT! ? Festivus AiringofGrievances |
 | Happy Festivus everyone! |
| | People that like the Lakers and BYU. Festivus Grievances |
 | The airing of grievances has really lost its magic since Facebook and Twitter. I mean nobody saves up their grievances for Festivus anymore. |
| | Frank: Referring to the pole It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio. Festivus |
 | Happy Festivus everyone!!!! ???? |
 | When you find the perfect tree, nothing else matters. TheEllenShow Christmas FindJoy festivus singer C |
 | Having said that, Messi is not even on the active players top ten. Deal with it. AiringofGrievances Festivus |
 | Celebrating Festivus the right way ? |
 | "George, Festivus is your heritage, it's part of who you are" HappyFestivus |
 | Happy Festivus to all!! |
 | That's all I can think of now. If I have more grievances for festivus I will tweet them out. |
 | Update: Em_Andy319 is currently reading all of ProBirdRights' tweets to us, happy festivus |
 | The amazing Matt Williams of seincast killing it at Festivus: Seinfeld Trivia tonight Slatterys111! N |
 | Just submitted revised manuscript. How's that for a Festivus Feat of Strength? Now the Christmas fun can officially begin :- |
 | For Festivus my super awesome dad put up my new ceiling fan. And offered to Charlie Brown dance with me to piss off the kid. Pre-teens. Ugh |
 | The fact that I can't afford everything on my Pinterest board Festivus |
 | RandPaul doing the AiringofGrievances for Festivus is the best Christmas gift of them all! ? |
 | LinBrehmer great festivus memory this morning! Happy Festivus Lin or Merry Christmas - which ever holiday you celebrate! |
 | Tonight's agenda: Everything but revising. This includes watching The 100, talking to friends, and reading about Festivus. Because why not. |
 | Happy Festivus from the JumpAround!! |
 | McDermott announced that Festivus was today & Ethan promptly rounded the pole and said, "I wish Nashid didn't say "it's lit" to everything" |
 | this is true friendship goals : humor lol funny lol BlackXmas2 Festivus HappyBirthdayLouis gingerbreadman s |
| | 11. Although legally allowed to marry, LGBTQ* individuals are still denied rights that their heterosexual peers enjoy. Festivus |
 | Happy Festivus! If you have any grievances to air, please email mcnutctrindiana.edu See you around the Festivus Pole later! |
 | RandPaul Please tweet a picture of you and your family around the aluminum pole - in honor of Festivus. |
| | It's December in the South and tornado sirens are blaring. Grateful for the warnings but not for this weather. Festivus |
 | Happy Festivus Falcon Family! Hoping some of our players will be winning the feats of strength round?! ?WingsUp |
 | Happy Festivus, everyone! Airing of grievances: Papa Murphy 's. As Poppy said, you can't put cucumber on a pizza. 3 |
 | "What Happened to the Doll?" 'It was Destroyed...But Out of That, a New Holiday was Born...A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!' Seinfeld |
 | I'm the Festivus miracle f |
| | festivus for the rest if us |
 | HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYBODY. Festivus2015 1 |
 | blurplecattv Happy Festivus my man! |
 | Since its festivus, like this tweet for a dm of how you have disappointed me this past year |
 | Best line from Festivus episode: "Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.. I lost my train of thought." |
 | I'm white but not "celebrates a fictional holiday from a 90s sitcom" white Festivus |
| | My paranoid neighbor who doesn't know what a peephole is Festivus |
 | The verizon texting app has a little emoticon for the word "iPhone" , but not for the word "android". AiringofGrievances Festivus |
 | canadianglen Bill_Owen YAY! Festivus for the rest of us. |
 | Ads longer than the video I'm about to watch. Go away. Festivus |
 | It's not over till you pin your father! WWE Festivus l |
 | Festivus is dumb People are legit making up holidays |
| | 10. Race has played a large part in many of 2015's conflicts- from Ferguson to the confederate flag debate. Festivus |
 | Happy Festivus everyone! I am disappointed that the president is off on another expensive vacation. AiringofGrievances |
 | voxdotcom "Rand Paul celebrates Festivus, which everyone but us knows about." There. Fixed it for you. Dunces. |
 | I scroll through my Tweets, wondering why I get almost zero love. I mean, I'm kinda funny! Funnier than most people's anyways. Festivus |
 | The 1st WinTheDay?QB Fouts NFLHOF? WR Rashad? Goducks Festivus My Poster from 1974?? Pac12Networks u |
| | Mosquitos. And bugs in general. Festivus Grievances |
 | I'm at my dads birthday dinner and after two drinks he decided to turn it into a Festivus "airing of grievances". Pray for us. |
| | Feats of strength! Festivus x |
 | Happy Festivus to all of you! :- i |
 | I've got a lot of problems with you people and you're gonna hear about them! Festivus v |
 | Happy festivus everyone. A festivus for the rest of us |
| | Got two more: People who vape. You are the worst. GTFO. Festivus |
 | Amidst the bustle of the holiday season, don't forget to gather your family around the Festivus pole tonight for the airing of grievances. |
 | Happy Festivus to the rest of us. Had an amazing time airing my grievances today. |
| | Airing of grievances! Festivus 7 |
 | JayHomer21 Festivus for the rest of us |
 | Let the festivities begin! ?Festivus FestivusGrievances ChristmasEveEve Lol Y |
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